(EA NBALM Developers, Squirrel & Weasel, work late into the night):
Squirrel: (yawning)I’m too tired, let’s go to bed.
Weasel: Wait. (Excited in a nerdy way) I think I’ve solved the problems of defensive rebounding and those nasty long post fade 3s.
Squirrel: Go on.
Weasel: We make it so the ai doesn’t miss. No rebounds — no rebounding problem.
Squirrel: I love it.
Weasel: Then we take post fade 3 animation out and just let them hit the same shot without the post or fade.
Squirrel: Super easy to code those changes - we can push an update out quick. This will hold us until Season 5!
Weasel: EA is lucky to have us, Squirrel.
Squirrel: The Universe is lucky to have us, Weasel.
Weasel: Oh Squirrel!
Squirrel: (wiping his runny nose on his shirt sleeve) Nerds RULE bruh.
Squirrel: (yawning)I’m too tired, let’s go to bed.
Weasel: Wait. (Excited in a nerdy way) I think I’ve solved the problems of defensive rebounding and those nasty long post fade 3s.
Squirrel: Go on.
Weasel: We make it so the ai doesn’t miss. No rebounds — no rebounding problem.
Squirrel: I love it.
Weasel: Then we take post fade 3 animation out and just let them hit the same shot without the post or fade.
Squirrel: Super easy to code those changes - we can push an update out quick. This will hold us until Season 5!
Weasel: EA is lucky to have us, Squirrel.
Squirrel: The Universe is lucky to have us, Weasel.
Weasel: Oh Squirrel!
Squirrel: (wiping his runny nose on his shirt sleeve) Nerds RULE bruh.
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